"Same fish, different filmmakers. Haven’t even seen a screenplay for PIRANHA 3D, and didn’t get even ‘story by’ credit so I imagine it’s a totally new deal. I didn’t have anything to do with PIRANHA II, the SPAWNING that James Cameron directed, either. Since the original PIRANHA was a spin-off of JAWS, maybe this new one is a spin-off of JAWS III. Or maybe TENTACLES. Or maybe ORCA II. Or maybe MOBY DICK--"
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